just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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