What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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