There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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