I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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