I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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