just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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