how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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