I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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