we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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