You surviving the open bar?
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you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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