I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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