I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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