I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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