I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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