How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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