have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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