i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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