he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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