ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
she peed on how many people?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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