No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
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