I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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