have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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