your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
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