i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
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