Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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