i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize
