Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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