do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I made him laugh his dick is mine
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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