I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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