Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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