Im at strip club and am horny
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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