who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
