She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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