Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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