i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
