Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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