just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
