Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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