Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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