stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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