She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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