Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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