I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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