come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Floor bacon is actually really good
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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