Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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