the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
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