Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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