I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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