I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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