so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
porn star boner night. come get it.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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