Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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