my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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